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Sunday Night Carnage

 


  (The fireworks explode for another edition of Carnage (aka delayed Bombshell!)

Hyde: Welcome everyone to yet another edition of Sunday Night Carnage!

(The camera then cuts to the ramp where we see Blaze walking down the aisle.)

Hyde: Well it looks like we are starting already but I do not think that Blaze is schedualed to be out here.

(Blaze grabs a microphone.)

Blaze: Hey I'm not here to brag about the INTERNET TITLE.
I'm here ton say that as a fighting champ I will put up this title against
anyone on next weeks Bombshell.

This an open challenge so hurry up and accept.
Oh yeah just remember that I am an IMMORTAL MONSTER and that I am that damn
tuff.

(Blaze then leaves.)

Hendrix: Blaze has just layed down an open challenge for the next Bombshell1 that is if he is still Internet champion after Trick or Treat. Who will accept? Anyway it is time to move on to our first match.

"All Pro" Nick Falco Vs Dr. Lobotomy (Intercontinental title match)

John Kent: Introducing first, the challenger, Dr. Lobotomy!!!!

(Dr. Lobotomy makes his entrance.)

John Kent: And his opponent the, Intercontinental champion, "All Pro" Nick Falco!!!!!

(Nick Falco makes his entrance.)

Hyde: Lets get this thing started!

(The bell rings and both men lock up in the middle of the ring. Falco over powers Dr. Lobotomy and sends him into the corner. Dr. Lobotomy then regroups and locks back up with Falco. Lobotomy then gets the advantage and takes Falco down with a snap mare.)

Hyde: It is back and forth here!

(Lobotomy then stomps away at Falco a couple of times when suddenly Blaze runs out with a flaming kendo stick. Dr. Lobotomy then turns around to receive a flaming kendo stick shot righ to the head and the ref calls for the bell.)

John Kent: The winner of this match by disqualification, Dr. Lobotomy, however the title can only change hands on a pin or submission.

(Blaze then leaves the ring.)

Hyde: Blaze has just cost Dr. Lobotomy the Intercontinental title!

Hendrix: But Dr. Lobotomy will get a chance to get his hands on Blaze next Sunday at Trick or Treat.

(The camere then cuts to an EARLIER TODAY scene and we see Karl Hendric in the back talking with The Multicoloured Avenger.)

Hendrix: I face Alex Hyde next Sunday in a tag match but I must find a great tag partner that will out shine his, any suggestions?

Avenger: Well you know, the best partner is almost always the man right beside you.

(A big smirk comes across the face of The Multicoloured Avenger as he poses in front of Karl Hendrix.)

Hendrix: My God, you are right, the person I need is right beside me, President McGoverns office is right beside here, he can fix me up with a great partner!

(Karl Hendrix then leaves for President McGoverns office and The Multicoloured Avenger gets a dissapointed look on his face. We then cut to a few minutes later in President McGoverns office where we see President McGovern warming up for his match later on.)

McGovern: I am the greatest... No, one can beat me!.......... oh, who am I kidding, I am screwed!!!!!

(There is a knock on the door.)

McGovern: Come in, hopefully you can reccomend me a good grave yard.

(Karl Hendrix then enters.)

Hendrix: Um, Mr. McGovern it is about my tag match at Trick or Treat, I was wondering if you could fix me up with a tag partner, I am having trouble finding one.

McGovern: Well I might as well help someone else before I die so I will tell you what I will do, I am going to make Mofo your partner at the Trick or Treat.

Hendrix: Excellent, thanks Mr. McGovern!

(Hendrix then leaves and we cut back to the announce table.)

Hyde: Mofo? Is that the best you can do? Well since you have announced my partner I may as well announce mine. My partner at Trick or Treat will be....... The Multicoloured Avenger!

Hendrix: What the...... you are always dissing him!

Hyde: I know he is a jobber but after you dissed him about being your partner, he came to me and I made him my partner. I am going to prove that I can beat you and your partner with even the weakest of partners.

Hendrix: Well I do not care what you say, this match is as good as in the bag for me.

Hyde: We will just have to wait to nex Sunday to see! Onto the next match

Presdent McGovern Vs "Technical Ecstasy" Travis Martin

Hyde: Well we are set for the warm up match here between President Michael McGovern and Travis Martin.

Kent: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is schduled for one fall. Introducing first....President Michael McGovern.

(McGovern makes a grand entrance.)

Kent: And his opponent...

(John Kent is cut off by "The Zoo" by The Scorpions, and Jason Keldman comes out wearing wrestling attire.)

Keldman: Excuse me Mr McGovern, yes well it seems that Travis Martin's flight was somehow canceled, and so he is unable to fly in this evening and face you, so I have found a suitable opponent, or should I say opponents. You see, I have decided to get my feet wet in the ring but I have not done so without partners of my own, they are first off The Masked Multicolored Avenger and secondly Job Jobberson.

(The two men make their entrance.)

McGovern: If you expect me to fight all three of you guess again pick one to go.

Keldman: Fine, Mr. Jobberson your services are no longer required for this match.

McGovern: Thanks that's better.

Hyde: I can't believe this.

Hendrix: I can, Jason Keldman is a facist commisioner with no morals what so ever, the other guys in this match are the esteemed Michael McGovern and the future world champion, the Multicolored Avenger.

Hyde: Uh huh.

(McGovern and Keldman lock up. McGovern drops a few good amatuer wrestling moves and throws Keldman outside, Keldman says he is leaving and tells the Avenger to get in their, he'll watch.)

Hendrix: I don't believe this, Keldman is a ... what is the Avenger doing.

(The Avenger pulls something from under the ring, it is a beer, and a kendo stick draped in barbed wire, McGovern gulps as The Avenger climbs in the ring and removes his mask revealing VICTOR ROMERO)

Hyde: Oh my god.

Hendrix: Get out of there Mike!!!

(McGovern tries to run but Keldman stops him. Romero proceeds to dissect the Prez, and then sets him up on the announce table.)

Hendrix: No not again.

(Romero nails McGovern with the 9-1-1 through the announce table. The ref counts.)
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Kent: The winners of this match Victor Romero and Jason Keldman.

Hyde: Mike McGovern may be out cold for good.

Hendrix: Mr. President no!

(Victor Romero and Jason Keldman are then half way up the ramp when President McGovern is helped to his feet by medics but instead of going to the back he calls for a microphone.)

McGovern: Keldman! I do not remember this match being No DQ or falls count anywhere. Therefore putting me through a ringside table is not allowed nor is pinning me on the outside, so I am reversing the decision. The winner of this match
by disqualification President McGovern!!!!

Hendrix: He is a genius!

(The crowd boos when suddenly Jason Keldman and Victor Romero run back down. President McGovern then trys to escape through the crowd but Romero catches up with him and tosses him back over the railing. Romero then nails McGovern with a couple of kendo stick shots busting him wide open before leaving with Keldman.)

Hyde: President McGovern is a mess, is this a preview of what will happen next Sunday at Trick or Treat!?

"The Blackheart" Ryan Blackwell and Kiheji Sharasato Vs Victor Romero and KC Kash

John Kent: Introducing first, Kiheji Sharasato!!!!

(Kiheji makes his entrance.)

John Kent: And his partner, the NGW World champion "The Blackeheart" Ryan Blackwell!!!!!!

(Ryan Blackwell makes his entrance.)

John Kent: And their opponents KC Kash and Victor Romero!!!!!

(KC Kash and Victor Romero make their entrance.)

Hyde: The champ will team up with the number one contender in this match and I have heard rumours that Ryan Blackwell is not too happy about having to team up with Kiheji and he looks like it as well.

(The bell rings and Kiheji and KC Kash start off the match. Kash gets the advantage and hip tosses Kiheji down to the mat. Kash then stomps at Kiheji and tags in Romero.)

Hendrix: Here comes Victor Romero!

(Romero takes Kiheji down with a clothesline and picks him back up. He then nails Kiheji with a super kick to the chin.)

Hyde: Kiheji needs to tag out!

(Kiheji is then isolated by Romero and whiped to the ropes. Romero then attempts a clothesline but Kiheji ducks an rebounds off of the ropes to nail Romero with a clothesline of his own. Kiheji then goes over to tag Blackwell but Blackwell just steps down from the apron and ignores Kiheji. Kiheji then starts shouting at Blackwell, meanwhile Romero sneaks up behind him and nails Kiheji with a geramn suplex and holds it down for a cover.)
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John Kent: The winners of this match, Victor Romero and KC Kash!!!!!

Hyde: Blackwell refused to tag his partner who is also his challenger next Sunday!

(Kiheji then slides to the outside and spins Blackwell around and nails him with a right hand. Kiheji and Blackwell then start brawling all over the arena.)

Hyde: Kiheji Sharasato and Ryan Blackwell are at each others throats! What will happen next Sunday at Trick or Treat? we will see you there!

(Carnage comes to a close.)